(Source: leonardodicapios)

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the debut grand opening 
Of Madvillain Bistro Bed and Breakfast 
Bar and Grill, Cafe Lounge underwater…

look out!

finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water

obamadontcare:

straight a’s???? why not GAY a’s stop homophobia now

(Source: isacknewton)

when ratchet kids post nearly incomprehensible status updates on social media…